W. C. Fields
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
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Be patient and understanding. Life is too short...I'm always going to get more of a charge...Architecture is particularly difficult for women...If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day...Mankind will not forever remain on Earth...You could see the flames and the outer skin...
