Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Power, after love, is the first source of happiness...There are jerks all over Washington...I moved from a mountain with one traffic light...We need to protect the privacy rights of all Americans...Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play...For a short time we lived quietly. But this could not last...
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