Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
More quotes and aphorisms
With most men...Only the broken-hearted know the truth about love...The achiever is the only individual who is truly alive...If I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes...Eat, drink, and be merry...Every step of life shows much caution is required...
