Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you...We should all feel confident in our intelligence...Ridicule is the Burden of Genius...I utter this word with deepest affection...There are moments of life that we never forget...Formal education will make you a living...