Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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If you're going to die, then die...Most importantly, you have to stay true to yourself...He had discovered a great law...Fish recognize a bad leader...The single most powerful thing I can be is to be myself...I can remember the frustration of not being able to talk...