Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
More quotes and aphorisms
A joke is a very serious...Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes...Humans aren't as good as we should be...Endurance is nobler than strength...No one is dumb who is curious...I seem to have secured some place in world of music...
