Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
More quotes and aphorisms
We are the representatives of the cosmos...Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered...To give real service you must add something...But now in this day and age...With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy...What lingers from the parent's individual past...
