Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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The sky is filled with stars, invisible by day...In this world nothing can be said to be certain...My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops...The terrorists thought they would change my aims...Like they say, you can learn more from a guide...The brunette phase just came about...
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