Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
More quotes and aphorisms
I got to grow up with a mother who taught me...Make gifts meaningful by putting the time in creating...A computer once beat me at chess...As a 9th grader, I competed with the high school kids...For those of us who aren't great with people...The more sand has escaped from the hourglass...