Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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My advice to anybody, including myself...Never complain and never explain...Do dirt, get dirt. So I treat people with the same...Rest when you're weary. Refresh and renew yourself...Let us tenderly and kindly cherish...Well, excuuuuuse me...