Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
More quotes and aphorisms
My time off is usually spent working out...There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed...I'm a grandmother, and a mighty proud one...An animal's eyes have the power to speak...Every new beginning comes from some other...I have a good imagination. Look, I know what it feels...
