Winston Churchill
There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
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I would never win an award for not loving pizza...Whenever we condemn, we cloak the world in pain...Think left and think right and think low and think high...There are people who are unhappy with everything...Nobody owes anybody a living...You move me to pity...
