Lewis Black
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
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I took up the guitar when I was about 14 or 15...Actually, no, because awards don't spark sales...A baby is born with a need to be loved...I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true...My life is what it is, and I can't change it...Alcohol is necessary for a man...
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