Lewis Black
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart...I'm a shy person, so I get really nervous...You can be a victim of cancer, or a survivor of cancer...I feel like, when you turn on the radio...Some things are better than sex, and some are worse...If I eat junk food and have a workout the next day...
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