Lewis Black
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
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When a man opens a car door for his wife...In Japan, I was immensely impressed by the politeness...Happiness, I do not know where to turn to discover you...Life is too short to spend hoping...Terrorists, in ungoverned spaces, disseminate...You can never put too much pork in your mouth...
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