Steven Wright
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday'.
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Eventually though, I'd like to have my own production...I'm proud of my invention, but I'm sad...At a dinner party one should eat wisely...Save a boyfriend for a rainy day...I, poor creature, worn out with scribbling for my bread...'The Lorax' book was intended to be propaganda...
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