Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
More quotes and aphorisms
You can't be in debt and win. It doesn't work...I like to smile. I smile even when I'm nervous...I usually stick out my hand and hope he puts the ball...Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic...When I started counting my blessings...I really appreciate the moments that I was able to win...
