Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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I feel that God has given me a very special opportunity...There was no way we'd ever get spoiled...He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed...I have no hang-ups in life. I don't care about groups...It is impossible to win the race...The best argument against democracy...
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