Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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I like tea and yoga, but I don't do yoga...My view of life is colored by humor...For me, there are two types of people...The Iraq War was the first conflict in western history...Honesty and integrity are by far the most important...We don't come to Canada for our health...
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