Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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Do we have to be rail thin to possess 'outer beauty'...Non-violence requires a double faith...Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail...It's human nature to gripe, but I'm going ahead...You always admire what you really don't understand...A real thank you does not come by e-mail...
