Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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Remember, the storm is a good opportunity...If you asked me for my New Year Resolution...The American flag is the symbol of our freedom...It's just a whole different thing, and it's just that...Is the purpose of free elections to allow the most clever...I think fearless is having fears but jumping anyway...
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