Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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Design is not just what it looks like and feels like...Friendship make prosperity more shining...It is only through raising expectations and striving...Excellence is a continuous process...It is because I recognize the brutality...The phrase 'change the world' is tossed around...
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