Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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A 'treat' is different from a 'reward'...A gender line... helps to keep women...No one connected intimately with a writer...That some achieve great success, is proof to all...Rank does not confer privilege or give power...Curiosity is the lust of the mind...
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