Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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Few things in the world are more powerful...Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know...Corruption is just another form of tyranny...Olafur Eliasson is also one of the most visionary artists...Guilt can stop us from taking healthy care of ourselves...Don't worry when you are not recognized...
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