Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people...I have no problem with someone who disagrees...There's an old saying amongst players in football...I have been on my own all my life...Humans aren't as good as we should be...The object of pure physics is the unfolding...
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