Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
More quotes and aphorisms
Cherish all your happy moments...The dinosaurs aren't remembered for much more...Research is formalized curiosity. It is poking...We are not makers of history. We are made by history...It's not a bad time to be me...Do your duty and a little more and the future...