Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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They who are all things to their neighbors cease to be...What each must seek in his life never was on land or sea...When we see men of worth...Work like you don't need the money...You could see the flames and the outer skin...Love is when the other person's happiness...
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