Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
More quotes and aphorisms
Critics have a job to do. They do not criticise you...I style my roles mostly with some help...Perception is reality...Work hard, stay positive, and get up early...I was reading a magazine when I was a little kid...If you can just be yourself, then you have to be original...
