Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
More quotes and aphorisms
If I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes...You can't just decide you want to do this or that...Love yourself. It is important to stay positive...If you see what is right...Yesterday is not ours to recover...I probably get more inspiration for human stories...
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