Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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The deepest desire of the human spirit...The most important political office...My first love, I'll never forget, and it's such a big part...Can miles truly separate you from friends...Love is the beauty of the soul...Education should be one of our top funding priorities...
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