Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad...I'm not lesbian; I'm not bisexual; I'm not straight...You should feel beautiful and you should feel safe...Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you...You've got to have the right attire for the right event...The woods were a boon; all too often...
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