Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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Without mathematics, there's nothing you can do...In order to have a charismatic leader, you have to have...I'm now the elder in the position of doling out...I never considered a difference of opinion in politics...Nine tenths of education is encouragement...If you represent a fantasy for the people...
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