Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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Do you feel gloomy? Lift your eyes. Stand on your feet...As a singer I tried on all these hats...All's fair in love...Life is all about evolution. What looks like a mistake...Design must be functional...High achievement always takes place in the framework...
