Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor...I've figured out what to do with my hands...She's been on more laps than a napkin...Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out...If I do not respond to some situation...What's up, doc?...
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