Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near...Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful...In religion and politics...Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired...If you see what is right...Together let us desire, conceive, and create...
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