Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
More quotes and aphorisms
I do a lot of mixed martial arts...There is in true beauty, as in courage...Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice...I always had a philosophy which I got from my father...Grief changes shape, but it never ends...A country so rich that it can send people to the moon...
