Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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My trust in God flows out of the experience...Every particular in nature, a leaf, a drop, a crystal...Nothing stops the man who desires to achieve...In all the world, rich people are very unpopular...At Columbia Law School, my professor...Man needs his difficulties because they are necessary...
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