Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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Never bear more than one kind of trouble at a time...If you ever catch a great boss...Always remember: the alleviation of poverty...People who think they know everything...At home, I relax by catching up with friends...Painting is easy when you don't know how...
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