Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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Oh, by the way, don't bother...Well, I must endure the presence...It is the will of the American people that we have...Shakespeare's frequent horseback journeys...I'm making little changes in my life to take care...I'm learning a lot about myself being alone...
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