Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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When the babysitter is here...Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why...'Smart, Funny and Black' is about celebrating...People say sometimes that I'm distracted...Let us make our future now...Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas...
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