Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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When dictatorship is a fact, revolution becomes a right...He that struggles with us strengthens our nerves...I like to try to make the characters...To be a champion, I think you have to see...Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision...Your job is not just to do what your parents say...
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