Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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We rob banks...Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat...Our policy is to deepen the relations with all...The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him...Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun...There are so many opportunities in life...
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