Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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It is by going down into the abyss that we recover...A wise man admits his ignorance...My father had risen in the British Army...There is the myth that writing books for children...One isn't necessarily born with courage...The communities and countries best at using energy...
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