Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
More quotes and aphorisms
When you are grateful — when you can see...Life is too short, and I'm Italian...Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others...The philosophy of life is this...If you change the way you tell your own story...Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute...
