Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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Behind every successful man there's a lot of...My mom and dad — they were always there...I'm doing my best to raise my son...My whole back's tattooed. I just wanted a twist...Your pain is the breaking of the shell...In a traditional Japanese or Chinese garden...
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