Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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Nobody can predict the future...Love is an act of endless forgiveness...What the caterpillar calls the end of the world...For me, cooking is very connected...Most of the time, a kid doesn't think about...The fact that people die because of an AK-47...
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