Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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The Superior Man is all-embracing...For man, as for flower and beast and bird...Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty...In art, the hand can never execute anything...Sadness flies away on the wings of time...If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it...
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