Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans...Let no American imagine that Zionism is inconsistent...At fifteen my heart was set on learning...There is a wisdom of the head...America does not go abroad in search of monsters...It's the teacher that makes the difference...
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