Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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I'm a football fanatic. I love the game of football...Economic development and poverty alleviation...Curiosity is one of the great secrets of happiness...A good painting to me has always been like a friend...Free nations with different histories...When angry, count to four...
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