Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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Men decide far more problems...Everyone must accept that we will age...The gift of fantasy has meant more to me...We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm...We can stop the cycle of animal homelessness...It seems this young man...
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