Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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It pays to be in the best shape possible...Most importantly, you have to stay true to yourself...How people treat you is their karma...My mother had a great deal...Happy is the man who finds a true friend...When I was 21, I got into a motorcycle accident...
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