Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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My desire was not to pass any island without taking possessi...A fool thinks himself to be wise...One of the penalties for refusing to participate...To live in the light of a new day...Maturity: Be able to stick with a job...I have had dreams and I have had nightmares...
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