Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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Never expect a loan to a friend to be paid back...A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure...Where there's smoke...They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams...A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous...My Vocation is my Vacation...
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