Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him...There are two kinds of pride, both good and bad...How you recover from what life's throwing at you...With the new day comes new strength...Throughout the day, my phone will variously chirp...To sing is the work...
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