Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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See, when you drive home today...For those who are willing to make an effort...I've never wanted anybody to like me...Feelings aroused by the touch of someone's hand...Despite everything, I believe that people are really...Most artists, you know, spend their entire lives learning...
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