Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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We are not here to curse the darkness...I may not be where I want to be...Naval Station Mayport and Naval Air...If you're going to die, then die...When I was growing up, my parents told me...If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature...
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