Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
More quotes and aphorisms
When we remember...Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat...There is pleasure in the pathless woods...If you saw pictures of me as a kid, you'd laugh...Each day, I come in with a positive attitude...If you don't like something, change it...
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