Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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The best way to escape from your problem is to solve it...The most important thing in the world...The true measure of the value of any business...A good painting to me has always been like a friend...The true work of art is but a shadow...Facts are stubborn things...
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