Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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The law is not thrust upon man; it rests deep within...To be fond of learning ...If you wish to forget anything on the spot...If you don't like something, change it...It feels bad to feel like you're not wanted...The test of good manners is to be patient...
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