Mitch Hedberg — quotes and phrases
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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You have to dream before your dreams can come true...Let us be grateful to people who make us happy...Do you mind if I sit back a little?...It is clear that United States immigration policy is badly...The more I expect, the more unhappy I am going to be...When it comes to helping out, I don't believe...
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