Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
More quotes and aphorisms
I would never deny the importance of the media...We tell the public which way the cat is jumping...Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition...Nothing is as dangerous as an ignorant friend...Blood is thicker...Silence is argument carried out by other means...
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