Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
More quotes and aphorisms
The woods were a boon; all too often...I hate musicals...I have my own demons and dark moods...Great things are not done by impulse...Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them...Whatever we put our attention on will grow stronger...
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