Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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There is this myth, that America is a melting pot...Washington isn't a city, it's an abstraction...It is not light that we need, but fire...Being prime minister is a lonely job...Can't I stay with the Tanners?...The world is full of willing people; some willing to work...
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