Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Don't tell me the moon is shining...I fear the boredom that comes...Open your refrigerator, your freezer, your kitchen...Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body...Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent...Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind...
