Robert Green Ingersoll
The time to be happy is now, and the place to be happy is here.
More quotes and aphorisms
People often ask me how I feel about my invention...Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen...Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry...Did you say I should get hair...I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when...My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government...
