Wife
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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make — not just on your wedding day, but over and over again — and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
I was given such a great gift. It's a miracle that never stops amazing me and reminding me to give thanks, every day. Having a wife and daughter gives me a lot more purpose. I was much more selfish before, but now I think about what kind of role model I'll be. I just want to be a better man.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.
A good husband makes a good wife.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
I love being my husband's wife.
I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids, being there for the husband, being home, trying to do it all.
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day.
I don't mind playing someone's girlfriend or wife if I have something to say, if I bring something to the picture, if I can be strong and powerful and say smart things. If not, then it's just boring.
My health is wonderful. I work out. I'm working. Playing music. I have a beautiful wife, a nice home, a nice car, I got money in the bank. I got three beautiful dogs that love me. Like I said, I'm blessed. I survived.