Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.
The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.
The first requisite for immortality is death.
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.