Liar
Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move.
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love.
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No'. And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
I'd rather not have anything than be a liar.
The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth.
Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar.