Lawyer
Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the lawyer has superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough.
The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked.
God works wonders now and then;
Behold a lawyer, an honest man.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
A lawyer without history or literature is a mechanic, a mere working mason; if he possesses some knowledge of these, he may venture to call himself an architect.
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.