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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?