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I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.

Ferdinand Porsche

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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Prince Philip

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We've gone from, in the '50s and '60s, being very optimistic about the future, where the future is all spaceships and The Jetsons and flying cars, to where we were just sure the future was going to be a massive pile of rubble.

David Wong

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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Rodney Dangerfield

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A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up.

Florence Griffith Joyner

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I love cars.

Amanda Seales

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Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.

E. B. White

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The negative effects of combat were nightmares, and I'd get jumpy around certain noises and stuff, but you'd have that after a car accident or a bad divorce. Life's filled with trauma. You don't need to go to war to find it; it's going to find you. We all deal with it, and the effects go away after awhile. At least they did for me.

Sebastian Junger

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