“ALF”
ALF: Hey, what's going on in here?
Willie: We're having a family meeting.
ALF: Oh I get it, freeze out the alien. I guess I'm not part of the family.
Kate: Uh ALF, we thought you were watching The 3 Stooges.
ALF: I turned it off. Somehow I just can't buy Shemp as a surgeon.
Brian: Curly was a senator once.
ALF: True, and Moe was Speaker of the House.
Willie: Could we put an end to the Stooge talk here for a minute?
ALF: Sootaintly, whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo, ha ha ha.
More quotes and aphorisms
Claude Kirk could be hysterically funny...ALF, you can use the portable TV...My mission in life is not merely to survive...The more sand has escaped from the hourglass...There is nothing nobler than risking your life...Don't throw the baby...
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