“ALF”
ALF: [Opens curtains] I decided to go outside and wait for the pizza, big mistake. [Window falls on his head, then his fingers, then ALF falls out the window]
More quotes and aphorisms
Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning...If you realized how powerful your thoughts...We have to pray with our eyes on God...Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic...Death and love are the two wings that bear the good...The older you get, the farther from the camera...
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