“ALF”
ALF: [Opens curtains] I decided to go outside and wait for the pizza, big mistake. [Window falls on his head, then his fingers, then ALF falls out the window]
More quotes and aphorisms
I relax completely when I'm at rest...My philosophy is that on a scale of 1 to 10...At Thanksgiving, I always start at the top of my list...What most clearly characterizes true freedom...In anger nothing right...Problems will disappear as darkness disappears...