“ALF”
ALF: [Opens curtains] I decided to go outside and wait for the pizza, big mistake. [Window falls on his head, then his fingers, then ALF falls out the window]
More quotes and aphorisms
Well, ALF, while we're gone...A real friend is one who walks in...Joy in looking and comprehending...The season of failure is the best time for sowing...A big part of life is realizing what you're good at...When we contemplate the whole globe as one...
