“ALF”
ALF: [Opens curtains] I decided to go outside and wait for the pizza, big mistake. [Window falls on his head, then his fingers, then ALF falls out the window]
More quotes and aphorisms
Grab the broom of anger and drive off...It seems very safe to me to be surrounded...Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate...Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other...If a window was broken in the woods...If this is coffee, please bring me some tea...
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