“ALF”
ALF: [Opens curtains] I decided to go outside and wait for the pizza, big mistake. [Window falls on his head, then his fingers, then ALF falls out the window]
More quotes and aphorisms
When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate...I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right...There is nothing more miserable in the world...Your worth consists in what you are...The difference between stupidity and genius...There is no better exercise for your heart...
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