“ALF”
ALF: [Opens curtains] I decided to go outside and wait for the pizza, big mistake. [Window falls on his head, then his fingers, then ALF falls out the window]
More quotes and aphorisms
You actually can make it, no matter what...Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess...I feel that God has given me a very special opportunity...It's heartbreaking that so many hundreds...I still think I am the greatest...I have more respect for a man who lets me know...
