“ALF”
ALF: [Opens curtains] I decided to go outside and wait for the pizza, big mistake. [Window falls on his head, then his fingers, then ALF falls out the window]
More quotes and aphorisms
You're never too old...We won't organize any black man to be a Democrat...To array a man's will against his sickness...Men are only as good as their technical development...O, what a tangled web we weave...Trees and plants always look like the people...
