“ALF”
ALF: [Opens curtains] I decided to go outside and wait for the pizza, big mistake. [Window falls on his head, then his fingers, then ALF falls out the window]
More quotes and aphorisms
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself...Friendship make prosperity more shining...You, too, will be driven away from your native land...Trifles make up the happiness or the misery...Nothing is more dangerous than a friend...I might act like it's an accident but the opposite...
