“ALF”
ALF: [Opens curtains] I decided to go outside and wait for the pizza, big mistake. [Window falls on his head, then his fingers, then ALF falls out the window]
More quotes and aphorisms
Watch out for the joy-stealers: gossip, criticism...If an interesting monster...If you're going to die, then die...If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton...I'm proud of my invention, but I'm sad...I am not an Athenian or a Greek...
