“ALF”
ALF: [Opens curtains] I decided to go outside and wait for the pizza, big mistake. [Window falls on his head, then his fingers, then ALF falls out the window]
More quotes and aphorisms
From there to here, and here to there...When you've got curves — you need to show them...Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable...There are many countries who have traditionally...Wherever men and women are persecuted...Whoever is careless with the truth...