“ALF”
ALF: [Opens curtains] I decided to go outside and wait for the pizza, big mistake. [Window falls on his head, then his fingers, then ALF falls out the window]
More quotes and aphorisms
It has long been an axiom of mine...Affliction comes to us, not to make us sad but sober...Law is nothing other than a certain ordinance...Hesitation is often like procrastination...Everything can change in the blink of an eye...Studying whether there's life on Mars or studying...
