“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
If you have learned how to disagree...Love is only a dirty trick played on us...I always prefer to believe the best of everybody...The art of medicine consists in amusing...To live is to suffer, to survive is to find...We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry...
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