“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
I do not want to be bored listening to music...Treasure your relationships, not your possessions...Make crime pay. Become a lawyer...Whenever I have friends over, we end up eating...I am a deeply superficial person...Back in college, I remember shooting stupid videos...
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