“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all...New York, in itself, has this frenzied, chaotic feeling...There's a victory, and defeat; the first and best...Love is the beauty of the soul...You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories...I'm worth more dead than alive. Don't cry for me...
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