“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
The superior man is satisfied...Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking...Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache...In the business world, the rearview mirror...Being surrounded by love and people...There are teachers' unions around the country...
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