“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
It is the life of the crystal, the architect of the flake...Consider what people think of you, but don't be afraid...Natural ability without education...If we don't end war, war will end us...Nobody cares how much you know, until they know...Where I'm from, this is ludicrous...
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