“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
Consciousness, when it's unburdened by the body...The thoughtful soul to solitude retires...Now the reason the enlightened prince and the wise...Music fills the infinite between two souls...I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any...The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction...
