“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
One does not re-light a dead cigarette...No object is mysterious. The mystery is your eye...Beauty without expression is boring...The only time my prayers are never answered...I would like to have a rematch...Let's not dismiss or attack individual ideas...
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