“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
It took me a while to learn the true meaning...All those hours exploring the great outdoors made me...Let us wage a moral and political war...I am not one of those...Myths are public dreams, dreams are private myths...It is the way of the superior man...
