“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
People who look down on other people...Communication is a skill that you can learn...No one is so brave that he is not disturbed...It is neither wealth nor splendor...Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form...Everything must change and you do what you can...
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