“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
I have noticed that nothing I never said...The surprising thing was, it's actually easier working...The grass is always greener...A really great talent finds its happiness in execution...If we wander around as politicians jumping...I am at heart a gentleman...
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