“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself...In the time we have it is surely our duty to do all...One is not born a woman, but becomes one...Men should strive to think much and know little...Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...Coercion may prevent many transgressions...
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