“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
They can put me in a jungle. Still, I can create...I have been so long master...Whenever we condemn, we cloak the world in pain...There are eight girls in the house in which I am living...Some days, 24 hours is too much to stay...Goodness is the only investment that never fails...
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