“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
I constantly think I'm a fraud — that this success...The one who loves the least, controls the relationship...To become what we are capable of becoming...There is just one thing I can promise you...Songs are my diaries; they always have been...I tried to puree a rock...
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