“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
I am passionate about acting...Keep all special thoughts and memories for lifetimes...The object of pure physics is the unfolding...I actually wanted to be an astronaut...Live out of your imagination, not your history...The voice of the intelligence is drowned out...
