“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
No nation can rise to the height of glory...Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness...I meant that the Chinese people are not aware...You cheat yourself when you don't do...Do not go gentle into that good night...If you can't make it good, at least make it look good...
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