“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton...Crank-calling people is the oldest bit in the world...If you do not love me I shall not be loved...Believe it can be done. When you believe something...I have no attention span. I get bored so fast...Blood is thicker...
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