“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities!...What are the American ideals?...Yo, Adrian!...I am what I am, I'm doing very well in my life...The moment I first heard love I gave up my soul...Dignity consists not in possessing honors...
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