“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
An armed society is a polite society...Great minds have purposes; others have wishes...You may turn into an archangel...I do, indeed, close my door at times and surrender...ALF, you can use the portable TV...What law, what reason can deny that gift...
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