“ALF”
ALF: It's the day before Christmas, I've hidden all the eggs.
Willie: ALF, we hide eggs at Easter, not at Christmas.
ALF: Oh, that's right. Christmas is where we carve the pumpkin.
More quotes and aphorisms
History is not everything, but it is a starting point...War does not determine who is right...There is no abstract art. You must always start...Black and white are the colors of photography...I never did calligraphy...I love being outdoors. I love listening to the crickets...
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