“ALF”
ALF: [picking up Willie's glasses] Yeah, what is it about this Lash that you don't like?
Willie: Lash? How do you know about Lash?
ALF: Well, Lynn and I were talking last night and she seems to feel...
[tries on Willie's glasses]
ALF: Geez, you're blind as a bat, aren't you?
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Don't judge each day by the harvest...My dad is an engineer and works on green energy...I was in constant demand, in my professional life...Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful...Happiness is not something ready made...You can be right or you can be happy...
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