“ALF”
ALF: [picking up Willie's glasses] Yeah, what is it about this Lash that you don't like?
Willie: Lash? How do you know about Lash?
ALF: Well, Lynn and I were talking last night and she seems to feel...
[tries on Willie's glasses]
ALF: Geez, you're blind as a bat, aren't you?
More quotes and aphorisms
I still have my feet on the ground...Preserve my artistic creativity and ennoble...Unemployment insurance, abolishing child labor...The whale is endangered, while the ant continues...What can a pencil do for all of us?...Honor bespeaks worth. Confidence begets trust...
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