“ALF”
[ALF and Lynn are preparing a surprise dinner for Kate and Willie]
ALF: I just need to finish spit-shining these plates here.
Lynn: [grabbing the plates] That won't be necessary.
ALF: Fine, let them eat off dirty dishes.
More quotes and aphorisms
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands...Land is the secure ground of home...Democratic forms of government are vulnerable to mass...Beautiful fabrics last; synthetics don't...I would rather be remembered by a song...I have learned so much from Nelson Mandela...
