“ALF”
[ALF and Lynn are preparing a surprise dinner for Kate and Willie]
ALF: I just need to finish spit-shining these plates here.
Lynn: [grabbing the plates] That won't be necessary.
ALF: Fine, let them eat off dirty dishes.
More quotes and aphorisms
I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians...In my life I've learned that true happiness comes...Anyone who has ever stopped to watch a hawk...Peace cannot be kept by force...Personally, I just think rap music is the best...I think of dieting, then I eat pizza...
