“ALF”
[ALF and Lynn are preparing a surprise dinner for Kate and Willie]
ALF: I just need to finish spit-shining these plates here.
Lynn: [grabbing the plates] That won't be necessary.
ALF: Fine, let them eat off dirty dishes.
More quotes and aphorisms
I don't think of myself as hot or cool...Life goes by really fast, and it seems that there are...The purpose of technology is not to confuse the brain...If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny...As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say...Good words are worth much, and cost little...