“ALF”
Kate: Where's Lizard taking you?
Lynn: To a science fiction movie. Something about this guy being shrunk and then injected into someone else.
ALF: That's not science fiction. A friend of mine did that once. He took a wrong turn and got stuck in a guy's nose.
More quotes and aphorisms
Let us learn to show our friendship...Just going to Africa is amazing; it all comes back...Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay...I'd rather not have anything than be a liar...If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us...Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation...
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