“ALF”
Kate: Where's Lizard taking you?
Lynn: To a science fiction movie. Something about this guy being shrunk and then injected into someone else.
ALF: That's not science fiction. A friend of mine did that once. He took a wrong turn and got stuck in a guy's nose.
More quotes and aphorisms
A good man apologizes for the mistakes of the past...The essence of being human is that one...Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs...Life is the art of drawing without an eraser...What I've never understood is why some women use...Nature has no principles. She makes no distinction...
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