“ALF”
Kate: Where's Lizard taking you?
Lynn: To a science fiction movie. Something about this guy being shrunk and then injected into someone else.
ALF: That's not science fiction. A friend of mine did that once. He took a wrong turn and got stuck in a guy's nose.
More quotes and aphorisms
My best friend is the man who in wishing me well...My life is an open book. You're welcome to speculate...Like religion, politics, and family planning...Friendship is the shadow of the evening...The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor...Have 'em throw the book...
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