“ALF”
Kate: Do you remember when you thought Mr. Littwak was building an atomic bomb in his basement?
ALF: It was an atomic bomb.
Willie: It was a pool heather.
ALF: Hah. The Littwak's don't even own a pool.
Kate: Yes, they do.
ALF: They do? Can we go over?
More quotes and aphorisms
A good teacher who can take the zero pay...I smashed my tailbone and couldn't sit for five years...For me, real life is hard work...I always say, 'Eat clean to stay fit'...The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds...The power of youth is the common wealth...
