“ALF”
Kate: Do you remember when you thought Mr. Littwak was building an atomic bomb in his basement?
ALF: It was an atomic bomb.
Willie: It was a pool heather.
ALF: Hah. The Littwak's don't even own a pool.
Kate: Yes, they do.
ALF: They do? Can we go over?
More quotes and aphorisms
The Hebrews have done more to civilize men...Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth...When I walk with you I feel as if I had a flower...I'm 24, so I'll go out and, yeah, have a few drinks...I don't think anyone is ever writing so that you can...There are things known and there are things unknown...
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