“ALF”
Kate: Do you remember when you thought Mr. Littwak was building an atomic bomb in his basement?
ALF: It was an atomic bomb.
Willie: It was a pool heather.
ALF: Hah. The Littwak's don't even own a pool.
Kate: Yes, they do.
ALF: They do? Can we go over?
More quotes and aphorisms
There are people who are unhappy with everything...Everything is funny, as long as it's happening...I have never written that there is a threat...Politics have no relation to morals...There is an eagle in me that wants to soar...Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored...
