“ALF”
Kate: Do you remember when you thought Mr. Littwak was building an atomic bomb in his basement?
ALF: It was an atomic bomb.
Willie: It was a pool heather.
ALF: Hah. The Littwak's don't even own a pool.
Kate: Yes, they do.
ALF: They do? Can we go over?
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I am what I am. I love me!...They can put me in a jungle. Still, I can create...I just hope I can get another personal best...I can promise you that women working together...I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat...You always admire what you really don't understand...