“ALF”
Kate: Do you remember when you thought Mr. Littwak was building an atomic bomb in his basement?
ALF: It was an atomic bomb.
Willie: It was a pool heather.
ALF: Hah. The Littwak's don't even own a pool.
Kate: Yes, they do.
ALF: They do? Can we go over?
More quotes and aphorisms
Strike while the iron is hot...Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them...You are getting sleepy...Lebanon, of course, is a country with great problems...Finish last in your league and they call you idiot...Education is the passport to the future...
