“ALF”
ALF: I'm on a new diet. I can eat as much of whatever I want.
Lynn: And you lose weight that way?
ALF: You do?
More quotes and aphorisms
Boy George is all England needs...When the seasons shift, even the subtle beginning...We must fix our broken immigration system...Thank God men cannot fly...You might as well expect rivers to run backwards...Wit is well-bred insolence...
