“ALF”
ALF: I'm on a new diet. I can eat as much of whatever I want.
Lynn: And you lose weight that way?
ALF: You do?
More quotes and aphorisms
The unexamined life...You can't stay in your corner of the forest...It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy...But time has set its maggot on their track...Beauty and seduction, I believe, is nature's tool...All that I am, or hope to be...