“ALF”
ALF: I'm on a new diet. I can eat as much of whatever I want.
Lynn: And you lose weight that way?
ALF: You do?
More quotes and aphorisms
Most artists, you know, spend their entire lives learning...I believe in eating what I like...No complaint is more common than that of a scarcity...Forewarned...Mail your packages early so the post office can lose...If I'm doing something, I tend to do it...
