“ALF”
Willie: I never meant to bring Jimbo over.
ALF: You brought an elephant home to dinner?
Willie: I said Jimbo, not Jumbo.
More quotes and aphorisms
We need to protect the privacy rights of all Americans...Flowers always make people better...You can't let one bad moment spoil a bunch...Life is too short, and the time we waste in yawning...Since the time of the witch burnings...I have been on my own all my life...
