“ALF”
ALF: Oh, by the way, don't bother looking for your laxative on a rope.
Willie: Oh, you mean my soap on a rope?
ALF: Trust me on this one.
More quotes and aphorisms
My heroes are those who risk their lives every day...In essence, String Theory describes space and time...The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right...Law stands mute...Laziness is nothing more than the habit...Much education today is monumentally ineffective...
