“ALF”
ALF: Oh, by the way, don't bother looking for your laxative on a rope.
Willie: Oh, you mean my soap on a rope?
ALF: Trust me on this one.
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The more man meditates upon good thoughts...Infinitely more important than sharing one's material...Sodium is an important mineral that is essential...The greatest sign of success for a teacher...Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax...If you're not prepared to be wrong...
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