“ALF”
ALF: Oh, by the way, don't bother looking for your laxative on a rope.
Willie: Oh, you mean my soap on a rope?
ALF: Trust me on this one.
More quotes and aphorisms
The way for a young man to rise is to improve...The things that have always been important...Ignore the annual percentage rate when shopping...I can resist everything except temptation...The only way to discover the limits of the possible...You can't have a hit every time...
