“ALF”
ALF: Oh, by the way, don't bother looking for your laxative on a rope.
Willie: Oh, you mean my soap on a rope?
ALF: Trust me on this one.
More quotes and aphorisms
It is not possible to go forward while looking back...The rate at which a person can mature is directly...Have fun and believe in yourself...Courage, sacrifice, determination...Expose yourself to your deepest fear...Twasn't me, 'twas the Lord! I always told Him...