“ALF”
ALF: Oh, by the way, don't bother looking for your laxative on a rope.
Willie: Oh, you mean my soap on a rope?
ALF: Trust me on this one.
More quotes and aphorisms
Don't walk behind me...Education is not preparation for life...I am one of the lucky people in the world...We are at our very best, and we are happiest...Be your own artist, and always be confident...Do not take life too seriously...