“ALF”
ALF: Oh, by the way, don't bother looking for your laxative on a rope.
Willie: Oh, you mean my soap on a rope?
ALF: Trust me on this one.
More quotes and aphorisms
Were I called on to define, very briefly...When we were children, we were told that we have...There is no instinct like that of the heart...I don't believe in New Year's resolutions...I know a planet where there is a certain red-faced gentleman...Without a sense of urgency, desire loses its value...
