“ALF”
ALF: Oh, by the way, don't bother looking for your laxative on a rope.
Willie: Oh, you mean my soap on a rope?
ALF: Trust me on this one.
More quotes and aphorisms
We must accept finite disappointment...We did not all come over on the same ship...It's quite nice to have a bit more color on the lips...My first real kiss came when I was 10...Every once in a while, a new technology...If I can just be thought of as Omari Hardwick...
