“ALF”
ALF: Oh, by the way, don't bother looking for your laxative on a rope.
Willie: Oh, you mean my soap on a rope?
ALF: Trust me on this one.
More quotes and aphorisms
Solitude is the place of purification...One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize...Achievement of your happiness...Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives...I paint self-portraits because I am so often alone...Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution...
