“ALF”
ALF: Oh, by the way, don't bother looking for your laxative on a rope.
Willie: Oh, you mean my soap on a rope?
ALF: Trust me on this one.
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Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil...Sometimes I just cry at random stuff...All children are artists...Part of recovery is relapse. I dust myself off...You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone...You can't win unless you learn how to lose...
