“ALF”
Willie: This is a jigsaw puzzle.
ALF: It's broken.
Willie: That's the object, ALF. You're supposed to put it together.
ALF: Why? I didn't break it.
More quotes and aphorisms
The man who is swimming against the stream...Sometimes, though only in my most unguarded...Some people choose to go on 'American Idol'...Technology can be our best friend...The world breaks everyone, and afterward...I'd rather not have anything than be a liar...
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