“ALF”
Willie: This is a jigsaw puzzle.
ALF: It's broken.
Willie: That's the object, ALF. You're supposed to put it together.
ALF: Why? I didn't break it.
More quotes and aphorisms
When you throw dirt...Fasten your seatbelts...A little thought and a little kindness...Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence...Beauty is truth's smile...I think my biggest flaw is my insecurity...
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