“ALF”
Willie: This is a jigsaw puzzle.
ALF: It's broken.
Willie: That's the object, ALF. You're supposed to put it together.
ALF: Why? I didn't break it.
More quotes and aphorisms
For as lack of adornment is said...I was a smart kid, but I hated school...Jack Kennedy always said to me, Hedy, get involved...Who are we? We find that we live on...I see no reason to have my shirts ironed...My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it...
