“ALF”
Willie: This is a jigsaw puzzle.
ALF: It's broken.
Willie: That's the object, ALF. You're supposed to put it together.
ALF: Why? I didn't break it.
More quotes and aphorisms
I also like to garden. I grow things, vegetables, flowers...Christmas is not an external event at all...No one is perfect, and criticism is always welcome...I moved from a mountain with one traffic light...I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig...Human greatness does not lie in wealth or power...
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