“ALF”
Willie: This is a jigsaw puzzle.
ALF: It's broken.
Willie: That's the object, ALF. You're supposed to put it together.
ALF: Why? I didn't break it.
More quotes and aphorisms
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you...I think there are people out there writing original...Comedy is tragedy — plus time...No matter how love-sick a woman is...You can't get too much winter in the winter...I know this defies the law of gravity...
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