“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
Corruption is a cancer: a cancer that eats away...Death doesn't really worry me...A gentle word, a kind look, a good-natured smile...Men should strive to think much and know little...On wrongs swift vengeance waits...Deep in every heart slumbers a dream...
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