“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
Everything we do, even the slightest thing we do...I think the best thing I ever did was, years before...And know that I am with you always...I see it all perfectly; there are two possible situations...Being out there in the ocean, God's creation...Come live with me and be my love...