“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
I am grateful for all the moments that I have...The space within becomes the reality of the building...Why do I pray? Because I never know what's going...No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all...You will attract the younger generation...We only have ten major organs...
