“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
You hear about people your whole life...It's — the working class of San Francisco...Every birthday is a gift...An enemy can partly ruin a man...It's about not going to the well all the time...We never know the love of a parent...
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