“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
The detail is as important as the essential is...What Heaven has conferred...If two wrongs don't make a right, try three...Music changes, and I'm gonna change right...Those who cannot understand how to put...A lie gets halfway around the world...
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