“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
I can't deal with someone wanting to take a relationship...The greatest evil is physical pain...Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny...I am Captain Blackstone...He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed...My eye is ever on those who love me...
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