“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
The greatest misfortune of the wise man...This is his first punishment, that by the verdict...Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world...All men have the stars...My family's the most important thing in my life...Life is a travelling to the edge of knowledge...
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