“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
Say not you know another entirely till you have divided...The music industry is a matrix that is counter...The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly...The actions of men are the best interpreters...There may be times when we are powerless...Mastery is great, but even that is not enough...
