“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
My recipe for bliss on a Friday night...I'm delighted. I don't know of anybody...The biggest adventure you can take...Talent is cheaper than table salt...My first day in Chicago, September 4, 1983...It's a political and manipulative industry...
