“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
No nation can rise to the height of glory...If you want to feel good, you have to go out...Probably the worst time in a person's life...We need business to understand its social responsibility...Change is inevitable. Things absolutely cannot stay...At every step the child should be allowed to meet...
