“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
Move out of your comfort zone. You can only grow...You're gonna need a bigger boat...It is the will of the American people that we have...We never know the love of a parent...Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all...I live half the year in Nigeria, the other half in the U.S....
