“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft...A painter tries to convey to us a picture of the world...The level of our success is limited...The trick to forgetting the big picture...I think that vampires are sexy...No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up...
