“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
To other countries, I may go as a tourist...Most of my recognition comes from us winning...The Pledge of Allegiance reflects the truth that faith...Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing...Motherhood: All love begins and ends there...Friendships in childhood are usually a matter of chance...