“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
We secure our friends not by accepting favors...My parents are very modern...Limits, like fear, is often an illusion...Life is like a game of cards...I never thought that one day that this...As scientists, we step on the shoulders of science...
