“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
I am opposed to millionaires...And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting...What makes the bravery of the men and women...There is no way to happiness — happiness is the way...Enthusiasm glows, radiates, permeates...
