“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
When God makes a beautiful woman...You cannot push any one up a ladder...Productivity is never an accident...I have been Fat Joe since I was a kid...When I am myself, I am happy and have a good result...I am thankful the most important key in history...
