“ALF”
[the Tanners help ALF becoming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book]
Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?
ALF: Burp down wind.
Willie: He's right. It says, "He who burps down wind can party with me any time."
More quotes and aphorisms
In the end, abortion is an issue of fundamental...A charming woman... doesn't follow the crowd...Service to others is the rent you pay for your room...A sword never kills anybody...A kiss makes the heart young again...Ethiopia didn't just blow my mind; it opened my mind...
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