“ALF”
[the Tanners talk about ALF getting to know Willie's brother]
Lynn: He's a wonderful guy, with a terrific sense of humor.
ALF: I'm not gonna marry him, if that's what you're getting at.
Willie: You're meeting my brother, it's not the Pope.
ALF: I'd rather meet the Pope. I love his hats.
More quotes and aphorisms
Remain calm, serene, always in command of yourself...God's my best friend...We've gone from, in the '50s and '60s...There are no secrets to success...As a singer I tried on all these hats...Soul meets soul on lovers' lips...
