“ALF”
[the Tanners talk about ALF getting to know Willie's brother]
Lynn: He's a wonderful guy, with a terrific sense of humor.
ALF: I'm not gonna marry him, if that's what you're getting at.
Willie: You're meeting my brother, it's not the Pope.
ALF: I'd rather meet the Pope. I love his hats.
More quotes and aphorisms
Being transgender, like being gay...Luck can often mean simply taking advantage...A good laugh is sunshine in the house...Fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind...Fitness is not about being better than someone else...I am grateful for what I am and have...