“ALF”
[the Tanners talk about ALF getting to know Willie's brother]
Lynn: He's a wonderful guy, with a terrific sense of humor.
ALF: I'm not gonna marry him, if that's what you're getting at.
Willie: You're meeting my brother, it's not the Pope.
ALF: I'd rather meet the Pope. I love his hats.
More quotes and aphorisms
Never forget the three powerful resources...Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much...Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing...Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up...Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names...The self is not something ready-made...