“ALF”
[the Tanners talk about ALF getting to know Willie's brother]
Lynn: He's a wonderful guy, with a terrific sense of humor.
ALF: I'm not gonna marry him, if that's what you're getting at.
Willie: You're meeting my brother, it's not the Pope.
ALF: I'd rather meet the Pope. I love his hats.
More quotes and aphorisms
It is a true saying...Never explain — your friends do not need it...I would never win an award for not loving pizza...Every day we should hear at least one little song...Rhythm is something you either have or don't have...Watch your manner of speech...