“ALF”
[the Tanners talk about ALF getting to know Willie's brother]
Lynn: He's a wonderful guy, with a terrific sense of humor.
ALF: I'm not gonna marry him, if that's what you're getting at.
Willie: You're meeting my brother, it's not the Pope.
ALF: I'd rather meet the Pope. I love his hats.
More quotes and aphorisms
For myself, I am an optimist...Right now, I'd like to just continue on a series...There are three things men can do with women...A bad system will beat a good person every time...Ignorance is the curse of God; knowledge is the wing...Always acknowledge a fault...
