“ALF”
[the Tanners talk about ALF getting to know Willie's brother]
Lynn: He's a wonderful guy, with a terrific sense of humor.
ALF: I'm not gonna marry him, if that's what you're getting at.
Willie: You're meeting my brother, it's not the Pope.
ALF: I'd rather meet the Pope. I love his hats.
More quotes and aphorisms
I just hope I can get another personal best...I've heard 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' read, and I tell you...I'm very out of style... or I should say...People ask about love. Real love. I was never in love...Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning...Fake friends believe in rumors...
