“ALF”
[the Tanners talk about ALF getting to know Willie's brother]
Lynn: He's a wonderful guy, with a terrific sense of humor.
ALF: I'm not gonna marry him, if that's what you're getting at.
Willie: You're meeting my brother, it's not the Pope.
ALF: I'd rather meet the Pope. I love his hats.
More quotes and aphorisms
Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible...I begin to feel like most Americans don't understand...We will make every effort with utmost sincerity...Terrorism will spill over if you don't speak up...You can't be in debt and win. It doesn't work...Nature will bear the closest inspection...
