“ALF”
[the Tanners talk about ALF getting to know Willie's brother]
Lynn: He's a wonderful guy, with a terrific sense of humor.
ALF: I'm not gonna marry him, if that's what you're getting at.
Willie: You're meeting my brother, it's not the Pope.
ALF: I'd rather meet the Pope. I love his hats.
More quotes and aphorisms
Cunning is but the low mimic of wisdom...I've never had anyone put on a puppet show...Colors, like features, follow the changes of the emotions...Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music...The white man's happiness cannot be purchased...Those who improve with age embrace the power...
