“ALF”
[the Tanners talk about ALF getting to know Willie's brother]
Lynn: He's a wonderful guy, with a terrific sense of humor.
ALF: I'm not gonna marry him, if that's what you're getting at.
Willie: You're meeting my brother, it's not the Pope.
ALF: I'd rather meet the Pope. I love his hats.
More quotes and aphorisms
It's funny; it's a real balancing act...A happy life consists...Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel...No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky...Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet...The golf facet of my life doesn't go with the rest...
