“ALF”
[the Tanners talk about ALF getting to know Willie's brother]
Lynn: He's a wonderful guy, with a terrific sense of humor.
ALF: I'm not gonna marry him, if that's what you're getting at.
Willie: You're meeting my brother, it's not the Pope.
ALF: I'd rather meet the Pope. I love his hats.
More quotes and aphorisms
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole...A new command I give you: Love one another...Land is the secure ground of home...Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes...I'm not in the best shape, but I want to prove...Like the American soldiers who went before them...