“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
Never insult anyone by accident...To find a form that accommodates the mess...Our culture thrives on black-and-white narratives...It is very queer that the unhappiness of the world...Selfishness must always be forgiven...Why do we have to wear meat...