“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
Tears are the silent language of grief...Sometimes a loss is the best thing that can happen...Problems are not the problem; coping is the problem...If I miss anything about the sport...Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain...A man is never more truthful...