“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
Every action we take, everything we do...Faith: not wanting to know what is true...There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort...Silence is argument carried out by other means...Happy is the man who finds a true friend...Talent hits a target no one else can hit...
