“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
I do have a close circle of friends...Punishment is justice for the unjust...Nothing is more expensive than a missed opportunity...It is a revenge the devil sometimes takes...Man is defined as a human being and a woman...Our lives improve only when we take chances...
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