“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert...All theory, dear friend, is gray...The mountains are never so far apart...Unhappy, let alone angry, religious people provide more...Friendship is one mind in two bodies...It's not a field, I think, for people who need to have...
