“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
Science means constantly walking a tightrope...If you want to succeed you should strike out...There is a magnet in your heart that will attract...Courage is what it takes to stand up...Why do I pray? Because I never know what's going...The everyday kindness...
