“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice...Everyone has the obligation to ponder...People aren't born strong. People grow stronger...Let us remember we are all part of one American family...It's strange that words are so inadequate...Never mind, I'll make a peanut butter sandwich...
