“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
You are the center of your universe...Drown in a cold vat of whiskey?...The key to abundance is meeting limited circumstances...However, people need to understand that...I trust in nature for the stable laws of beauty...You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you...
