“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
Achievement of your happiness...Nine tenths of education is encouragement...I think that I was raised by two of the best people...Change the changeable, accept the unchangeable...Now is the winter of our discontent...To succeed in life, you need three things...
