“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow...Don't let yesterday use up too much of today...If you wish to forget anything on the spot...If man doesn't learn to treat the oceans...I have to have breakfast, and breakfast has to be eggs...There is nothing nobler or more admirable...