“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
Here's Johnny!...An anniversary is a reminder as to why you love...Nothing is softer or more flexible than water...Whatever you vividly imagine, ardently desire...There can be no deep disappointment...Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind...