“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
If you love something, let it go...Great ambition, the desire of real superiority...What I do is play soccer, which is what I like...No cricket team in the world depends on one...The art of art, the glory of expression...Gratitude isn't a burdening emotion...