“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
It's better to be healthy alone than sick...We could never learn to be brave and patient...The cars we drive say a lot about us...I don't believe you ever get closure on anything...I have never started a poem yet whose end I knew...The connection to place, to the land...
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