“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
Quotation, n: The act of repeating...There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide...Kindness is the sunshine in which virtue grows...Physician-assisted suicide and euthanasia...Don't violate your own code of values and ethics...I believe in God, only I spell it Nature...
