“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
The only fence against the world is a thorough...To live is to suffer, to survive is to find...To perceive is to suffer...I don't need a friend who changes when I change...Inside every working anarchy, there's an Old Boy...Real relationship is gritty and earthy...
