“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
Under capitalism, man exploits man...The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom...The primary requisite for writing well about food...In many parts of the world, especially Pakistan...I read this book when I was young...Familiarity breed contempt...
