“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
The American flag is the symbol of our freedom...Be your own artist, and always be confident...A lot of people don't get it, but I design from the inside...The sea complains upon a thousand shores...Mind if I showed you a trick?...We were all born with a certain degree of power...
