“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
The foundation of success in life is good health...When ambition ends, happiness begins...It's in the nature of Italians to live life with a positive...We hire people who want to make the best...Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist...Imagination is more important than knowledge...
