“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscribed In one...Life's most persistent and urgent question...The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom...With integrity, you have nothing to fear...If only your pure and clean mind could touch me...Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale...
