“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
It's easier to go down a hill than up it...I did not use paint, I made myself up morally...Corruption is the enemy of development...If you're not a liberal...Good teachers know how to bring out the best...All religion, my friend, is simply evolved...