“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
Develop a passion for learning...It is the mark of an educated mind...I see couples fighting about the stupidest things...Men, their rights, and nothing more...The successful man will profit from his mistakes...Honesty is the best policy...