“ALF”
ALF: [sings to the tune of Camptown Ladies] Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody. Gone the holy day...
Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all.
ALF: Okay, so do you wanna hear how I changed the words to Helter Skelter?
More quotes and aphorisms
Prayer should be the key of the day...Our deep respect for the land and its harvest...The risk of a wrong decision is preferable...One of the most important things to remember...Love myself I do...The real spiritual progress of the aspirant...
