“ALF”
[Kate refuses ALF to baby-sit Eric]
ALF: But why, why?
Kate: Why? Cause you're irresponsible. You trashed the living room, blew up the kitchen, wallpapered the shower...
ALF: It was a rhetorical question.
More quotes and aphorisms
There are people who claim to be instinctive cooks...What makes the desert beautiful...The mortal mind alone cannot devise an answer...Friendship has its illusions no less than love...You are free to go to your mosques or to any other place...I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge...