“ALF”
[Kate refuses ALF to baby-sit Eric]
ALF: But why, why?
Kate: Why? Cause you're irresponsible. You trashed the living room, blew up the kitchen, wallpapered the shower...
ALF: It was a rhetorical question.
More quotes and aphorisms
I decided to go outside...You don't always win your battles, but it's good...The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader...Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life...The life ahead can only be glorious if you learn to live...Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more...
