“ALF”
ALF: Mind if I showed you a trick?
Kate: The last time you showed me a trick, it took three weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.
ALF: I told you not to lean in.
More quotes and aphorisms
Man's great misfortune is that he has no organ...Sometimes, life is unfair, and you have to suck it up...I always loved being fat, obviously...When solving problems, dig at the roots...My father used to always give me a basketball...Observe good faith and justice toward all nations...
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