“ALF”
ALF: Mind if I showed you a trick?
Kate: The last time you showed me a trick, it took three weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.
ALF: I told you not to lean in.
More quotes and aphorisms
Between two evils, I always pick the one...Let us not seek to bring religion to others...My father invented a cure for which there was...Don't let the Monday morning quarterbacks...The English think they are free...The pine stays green in winter...
