“ALF”
ALF: Mind if I showed you a trick?
Kate: The last time you showed me a trick, it took three weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.
ALF: I told you not to lean in.
More quotes and aphorisms
Evening is a time of real experimentation...I remember debating the finer points of flaky pastry...No matter how frustrated, disappointed and discouraged...When history is erased, people's moral values are...I'm a total weirdo and have often felt like an outcast...My coldest days, my darkest days, ain't no sun out...
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