“ALF”
ALF: Mind if I showed you a trick?
Kate: The last time you showed me a trick, it took three weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.
ALF: I told you not to lean in.
More quotes and aphorisms
Time is long but life is short...If you carry your childhood with you...I like styling girls that don't normally dress...Your path at 22 will not necessarily be your path...I never buy a house thinking that I'm going to sell it...The dead keep their secrets, and in a while we shall be...