“ALF”
ALF: And have you thought about what happens to me, when that "human babysitter" rummages trough my fridge?
Kate: What do you mean your fridge?
ALF: Okay its your fridge, but the fuzz in the meat door is mine.
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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job...You can be right or you can be happy...Charity begins at home, and justice begins next door...Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous...'Tis better to have loved and lost...Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all...
