“ALF”
[ALF has to stay in the garage because Kate's mother is visiting]
ALF: Kate, there's no TV in here.
Kate: We'll let you use the portable TV.
ALF: The black and white one with the 1 inch screen? Good. I'll tape it to my eye.
More quotes and aphorisms
Where there is no vision, there is no hope...Every kid needs a mentor. Everybody needs a mentor...Don't break that remote...I've figured out what to do with my hands...E.T. phone home...Surround yourself with great people...