“ALF”
[ALF has to stay in the garage because Kate's mother is visiting]
ALF: Kate, there's no TV in here.
Kate: We'll let you use the portable TV.
ALF: The black and white one with the 1 inch screen? Good. I'll tape it to my eye.
More quotes and aphorisms
It is a wise father that knows his own child...You can either see yourself as a wave in the ocean...There is no greatness where there is no simplicity...I want to remind people that the Nazis weren't able...Diligence is the mother of good luck...It's better to be healthy alone than sick...
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