“ALF”
[ALF has to stay in the garage because Kate's mother is visiting]
ALF: Kate, there's no TV in here.
Kate: We'll let you use the portable TV.
ALF: The black and white one with the 1 inch screen? Good. I'll tape it to my eye.
More quotes and aphorisms
To be successful in anything, you have to have...If you listen through the screen of your desires...Linking up the things you were with the things...Ask not what you can do for your country...Look at the sky. We are not alone...Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life...
