“ALF”
[ALF has to stay in the garage because Kate's mother is visiting]
ALF: Kate, there's no TV in here.
Kate: We'll let you use the portable TV.
ALF: The black and white one with the 1 inch screen? Good. I'll tape it to my eye.
More quotes and aphorisms
God gave us memory so that we might have roses...I'm very naturally happy, quirky and positive...To hold a pen is to be at war...A man's manners are a mirror...I've put in so many enigmas and puzzles...We accept it because we have seen the vision...
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