“ALF”
[ALF has to stay in the garage because Kate's mother is visiting]
ALF: Kate, there's no TV in here.
Kate: We'll let you use the portable TV.
ALF: The black and white one with the 1 inch screen? Good. I'll tape it to my eye.
More quotes and aphorisms
We make a living by what we get...I've always said money may buy you a fine dog...For those who aspire to live in a high cost...Learn not only to find what you like, learn to like...When you're young, you look at television and think...People are going to come into your life...
