“ALF”
[ALF has to stay in the garage because Kate's mother is visiting]
ALF: Kate, there's no TV in here.
Kate: We'll let you use the portable TV.
ALF: The black and white one with the 1 inch screen? Good. I'll tape it to my eye.
More quotes and aphorisms
Shakespeare's frequent horseback journeys...Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate...Under certain circumstances...Silence is true wisdom's best reply...It's better to be healthy alone than sick...Mother's love is peace. It need not be acquired...
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