“ALF”
[ALF has to stay in the garage because Kate's mother is visiting]
ALF: Kate, there's no TV in here.
Kate: We'll let you use the portable TV.
ALF: The black and white one with the 1 inch screen? Good. I'll tape it to my eye.
More quotes and aphorisms
Happiness is not something ready made...People keep asking me if I am having more fun...It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that...A single sunbeam is enough to drive away many shadows...I had crossed the line. I was free...To see a World in a Grain of Sand...
