“ALF”
[ALF has to stay in the garage because Kate's mother is visiting]
ALF: Kate, there's no TV in here.
Kate: We'll let you use the portable TV.
ALF: The black and white one with the 1 inch screen? Good. I'll tape it to my eye.
More quotes and aphorisms
I am very down to earth and practical...All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream...We go after legacies because we just know that...Falling in love consists merely in uncorking...To err is human, but to really foul things up...The way to make money is to buy...