“ALF”
[ALF has to stay in the garage because Kate's mother is visiting]
ALF: Kate, there's no TV in here.
Kate: We'll let you use the portable TV.
ALF: The black and white one with the 1 inch screen? Good. I'll tape it to my eye.
More quotes and aphorisms
Never bear more than one kind of trouble at a time...I truly enjoyed my pay-per-view match against Brie...The single biggest problem in communication...There is a lot of healing going on. Really!...Frankly, we actresses are so much in a hurry...If you walk down the street and smile at someone...
