“ALF”
Brian: Your name's really Gordon?
ALF: Yeah, Gordon.
Brian: That's funny.
ALF: It was my mother's maiden name, all right?
More quotes and aphorisms
They all knew my name, but no one heard the music...To me there is no picture so beautiful as smiling...Technology doesn't address everything...There are many deaf people who couldn't imagine...Life is the art of drawing without an eraser...Underwater, I experience space with my body...