“ALF”
Brian: Your name's really Gordon?
ALF: Yeah, Gordon.
Brian: That's funny.
ALF: It was my mother's maiden name, all right?
More quotes and aphorisms
Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor...Hesitation is often like procrastination...The soul should always stand ajar...A man is never more truthful...Winners must learn to relish change with the same...It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you...
