“ALF”
Brian: Your name's really Gordon?
ALF: Yeah, Gordon.
Brian: That's funny.
ALF: It was my mother's maiden name, all right?
More quotes and aphorisms
We people of the Earth exist because our potential...Everyone should be respected as an individual...Technology is unlocking the innate compassion...All theory, dear friend, is gray...In all the world, rich people are very unpopular...Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy...