“ALF”
Brian: Your name's really Gordon?
ALF: Yeah, Gordon.
Brian: That's funny.
ALF: It was my mother's maiden name, all right?
More quotes and aphorisms
Critics have a job to do. They do not criticise you...Do not love leisure. Waste not a minute...Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts...The blessings of the priesthood are available...I'm a big believer in, no matter what you go through...The person interested in success has to learn...
