“ALF”
Brian: Your name's really Gordon?
ALF: Yeah, Gordon.
Brian: That's funny.
ALF: It was my mother's maiden name, all right?
More quotes and aphorisms
Thanksgiving is one of my favorite days of the year...If you are not too long, I will wait here for you...You cannot open a book without learning something...Mothers are all slightly insane...I am convinced that the path to a new...I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart...
