“ALF”
Brian: Your name's really Gordon?
ALF: Yeah, Gordon.
Brian: That's funny.
ALF: It was my mother's maiden name, all right?
More quotes and aphorisms
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real...Animal hoarding was a dirty secret until hoarders...Real riches are the riches possessed inside...Life is full of beauty. Notice it...If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life...Glory is fleeting...
