“ALF”
Brian: Your name's really Gordon?
ALF: Yeah, Gordon.
Brian: That's funny.
ALF: It was my mother's maiden name, all right?
More quotes and aphorisms
We cling to our own point of view, as though everything...Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road...Gratitude is the healthiest of all human emotions...If music be the food of love, play on...I knew what I wanted to do in sport...Without amendments we would never even have...
