“ALF”
Brian: Your name's really Gordon?
ALF: Yeah, Gordon.
Brian: That's funny.
ALF: It was my mother's maiden name, all right?
More quotes and aphorisms
I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing...It's a vast, lonely, forbidding expanse of nothing...I have no attention span. I get bored so fast...There is frequently more to be learned from...When I feel a little confused, the only thing to do...The greatest evil is physical pain...
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