“ALF”
Brian: Your name's really Gordon?
ALF: Yeah, Gordon.
Brian: That's funny.
ALF: It was my mother's maiden name, all right?
More quotes and aphorisms
Today, no leader can afford to be indifferent...The lesson is the importance of never becoming...No matter how good you think you are as a leader...Ridicule is the Burden of Genius...What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself...Idealism increases in direct proportion...
