“ALF”
Brian: Your name's really Gordon?
ALF: Yeah, Gordon.
Brian: That's funny.
ALF: It was my mother's maiden name, all right?
More quotes and aphorisms
Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself...Do not worry about avoiding temptation...Faith is the strength by which a shattered world...My cell phone is my best friend...Why is there an end of the year? Because the calendar...Forgiveness is a virtue of the brave...
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