“ALF”
Brian: Your name's really Gordon?
ALF: Yeah, Gordon.
Brian: That's funny.
ALF: It was my mother's maiden name, all right?
More quotes and aphorisms
When you begin to worry, go find something to do...To sit for one's portrait is like being present...When we seek to discover the best in others...The right time is any time that one is still so lucky...Patience and perseverance have a magical effect...I am incapable of conceiving infinity...
