“ALF”
Brian: Your name's really Gordon?
ALF: Yeah, Gordon.
Brian: That's funny.
ALF: It was my mother's maiden name, all right?
More quotes and aphorisms
It is well for the heart to be naive...In reading the lives of great men, I found that...It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company...Let the one among you who is without sin be the first...Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment...I'm happy to just sit in a cafe and watch people...
