“ALF”
Brian: Your name's really Gordon?
ALF: Yeah, Gordon.
Brian: That's funny.
ALF: It was my mother's maiden name, all right?
More quotes and aphorisms
You can't handle the truth!...I think that's one of the greatest gifts you get...Well, ALF, while we're gone...Little things affect little minds...Now I've been free...Life is full of happiness and tears...