“ALF”
Kate: Don't break that remote.
ALF: Kate, have I ever broken anything?
[Kate stares at him]
ALF: Well, lately?
[pause]
ALF: This week?
[pause]
ALF: Today?
[pause]
ALF: Since breakfast?
More quotes and aphorisms
Whoever fights monsters should see...It is important to launch a mass and society-wide...Not knowing anything is the sweetest life...Oh, by the way, don't bother...The aim of marketing is to know and understand...Turn your scars into stars...