“ALF”
Kate: Don't break that remote.
ALF: Kate, have I ever broken anything?
[Kate stares at him]
ALF: Well, lately?
[pause]
ALF: This week?
[pause]
ALF: Today?
[pause]
ALF: Since breakfast?
More quotes and aphorisms
When no other schools in the Southeastern Conference...There is no gardening without humility...If you do not know the laws of right conduct...The best way to make your dreams come true...Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice...Constant kindness can accomplish much...
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