“ALF”
Kate: Don't break that remote.
ALF: Kate, have I ever broken anything?
[Kate stares at him]
ALF: Well, lately?
[pause]
ALF: This week?
[pause]
ALF: Today?
[pause]
ALF: Since breakfast?
More quotes and aphorisms
Liberated from the error of pagan tradition...Under certain circumstances...A trap in dealing with difficult people is getting wrapped...I don't even call it violence when it's in self...You have to dream before your dreams can come true...A good traveler has no fixed plans...
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