“ALF”
Kate: Don't break that remote.
ALF: Kate, have I ever broken anything?
[Kate stares at him]
ALF: Well, lately?
[pause]
ALF: This week?
[pause]
ALF: Today?
[pause]
ALF: Since breakfast?
More quotes and aphorisms
Truth is so rare that it is delightful to tell it...I'm pretty restless in bed, so I can lie there...Home is the nicest word there is...Well, hip-hop is what makes the world go around...Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes...Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear...
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