“ALF”
Kate: Don't break that remote.
ALF: Kate, have I ever broken anything?
[Kate stares at him]
ALF: Well, lately?
[pause]
ALF: This week?
[pause]
ALF: Today?
[pause]
ALF: Since breakfast?
More quotes and aphorisms
You cannot depend on your eyes...When it's said and done, the one thing I want...Christmas for me is all about spending time...The first duty of love is to listen...Conversion for me was not a Damascus Road experience...Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes...
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