“ALF”
Kate: Don't break that remote.
ALF: Kate, have I ever broken anything?
[Kate stares at him]
ALF: Well, lately?
[pause]
ALF: This week?
[pause]
ALF: Today?
[pause]
ALF: Since breakfast?
More quotes and aphorisms
Human behavior flows from three main sources...The report of my death...God wants man to fulfill his commands as a human...You don't lead by hitting people over the head...Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous...It makes my heart sick when I remember all the good...
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