“ALF”
Kate: Don't break that remote.
ALF: Kate, have I ever broken anything?
[Kate stares at him]
ALF: Well, lately?
[pause]
ALF: This week?
[pause]
ALF: Today?
[pause]
ALF: Since breakfast?
More quotes and aphorisms
Most of what I've learnt is too personal...The only real power comes out of a long rifle...Man is not logical and his intellectual history...Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life...Political tags — such as royalist...A home with a loving and loyal husband and wife...
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