“ALF”
Kate: Don't break that remote.
ALF: Kate, have I ever broken anything?
[Kate stares at him]
ALF: Well, lately?
[pause]
ALF: This week?
[pause]
ALF: Today?
[pause]
ALF: Since breakfast?
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In modern life, we tend to forget family values...I don't know how to say no, and that's a weakness...A gem cannot be polished without friction...The air soft as that of Seville in April...I don't design clothes, I design dreams...Simplicity in character, in manners, in style...
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