“ALF”
Kate: Don't break that remote.
ALF: Kate, have I ever broken anything?
[Kate stares at him]
ALF: Well, lately?
[pause]
ALF: This week?
[pause]
ALF: Today?
[pause]
ALF: Since breakfast?
More quotes and aphorisms
A few years ago, the city council of Monza...Forgive those who have hurt you...Perfection is not attainable...Crystallize your goals. Make a plan for achieving them...I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it...Every job is good if you do your best and work hard...
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