“ALF”
Kate: Don't break that remote.
ALF: Kate, have I ever broken anything?
[Kate stares at him]
ALF: Well, lately?
[pause]
ALF: This week?
[pause]
ALF: Today?
[pause]
ALF: Since breakfast?
More quotes and aphorisms
Life is not always easy to live, but the opportunity to do...Those who fear that we are losing our individualism...To see victory only when it is within the ken...From now on, ending a sentence...I think the best thing I ever did was, years before...Boy George is all England needs...