“ALF”
Kate: Don't break that remote.
ALF: Kate, have I ever broken anything?
[Kate stares at him]
ALF: Well, lately?
[pause]
ALF: This week?
[pause]
ALF: Today?
[pause]
ALF: Since breakfast?
More quotes and aphorisms
Love is never defeated, and I could add...I think, in any profession, what you fear most...By definition, memoir demands a certain degree...Acting is not about being famous, it's about exploring ...In my own relationships, I know that I should break up...Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives...
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