“ALF”
Kate: Don't break that remote.
ALF: Kate, have I ever broken anything?
[Kate stares at him]
ALF: Well, lately?
[pause]
ALF: This week?
[pause]
ALF: Today?
[pause]
ALF: Since breakfast?
More quotes and aphorisms
The important thing is this: to be able...Look at this, they've got me wired...We have to stand up for what we believe in...Money cannot buy peace of mind...It is human nature to think wisely and act...All God wants of man is a peaceful heart...
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