“ALF”
Kate: Don't break that remote.
ALF: Kate, have I ever broken anything?
[Kate stares at him]
ALF: Well, lately?
[pause]
ALF: This week?
[pause]
ALF: Today?
[pause]
ALF: Since breakfast?
More quotes and aphorisms
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you...Life is anything but predictable...If you can dream it, you can do it...If you are going to build something...There have been times when I have goofed up...Happiness radiates like the fragrance...
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