“ALF”
[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
Willie: You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
More quotes and aphorisms
Listen to me, mister...It is practically impossible to teach good programming...Climb the mountains and get their good tidings...This has always been a motto of mine...Aliens didn't come down to Earth and give us...Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views...
