“ALF”
[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
Willie: You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
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A Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled...To expect the unexpected...Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected...When you're through with your cat, you can't throw...I think people understand that if you're going...One secret of leadership...
