“ALF”
[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
Willie: You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
More quotes and aphorisms
The sun is new each day...Wit is well-bred insolence...A horse with two heads...To conceited men...I like wearing things that other people wouldn't want...It's all about quality of life...
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