“ALF”
[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
Willie: You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
More quotes and aphorisms
Most folks are as happy as they make up...A lot of country music is sad...We are dying from overthinking...It is the will of the American people that we have...No one knows what he can do until he tries...Crank-calling people is the oldest bit in the world...
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