“ALF”
[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
Willie: You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
More quotes and aphorisms
Most of the time I was in grammar school...The interpretation of dreams is the royal road...I'm not the smartest fellow in the world...If you cannot do great things, do small things...Treat all men alike. Give them the same law...One bites into the brass mouthpiece...
