“ALF”
[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
Willie: You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
More quotes and aphorisms
Perfect is the virtue...Giving credit where credit is due is a very rewarding...I never thought that one day that this...It is very queer that the unhappiness of the world...In politics, nothing happens by accident...The best teacher is very interactive...