“ALF”
[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
Willie: You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
More quotes and aphorisms
I am still learning...A good hockey player plays where the puck is...Passion is what gets you through the hardest times...Feeling gratitude and not expressing...'Who do you think you are?' That's the big one...The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes...
