“ALF”
[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
Willie: You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
More quotes and aphorisms
Achievement of your happiness...Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show'...I love you the more in that I believe you...Diseases are the tax on pleasures...If we wander around as politicians jumping...We all require and want respect...
