“ALF”
[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
Willie: You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
More quotes and aphorisms
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody...Battle is the most magnificent competition...Justice cannot be for one side alone...The land of my fathers. My fathers can have it...Politics in a democracy is transactional...Hard work without talent is a shame...