“ALF”
[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
Willie: You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
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I don't think that I would consider myself a feminist...A new word is like a fresh seed sown on the ground...If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's...The American Dream never really existed...Neither a borrower nor a lender be...To cure the British disease with socialism...
