“ALF”
[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
Willie: You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
More quotes and aphorisms
I have a strange combination of fearlessness...I never feel lonely if I've got a book...My face hasn't matured as I've grown up...I've never known any trouble than an hour's reading...The way of Heaven and Earth...Success is the result of perfection...
