“ALF”
[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
Willie: You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
More quotes and aphorisms
I have a cell phone that doesn't behave like a phone...Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind...No man ever steps in the same river twice...Openness, respect, integrity — these are principles...When I play, I don't cheat. I played for 490,000...Giving back to the communities and institutions...
