“ALF”
[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
Willie: You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.
More quotes and aphorisms
I believe that anyone can be what they want to be...I believe if you keep your faith, you keep your trust...You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you...We will be protected by the great men and women...Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes...Be careful about reading health books...