“ALF”
ALF: Kate, have I ever lied to you?
Kate: Yes. Several times.
ALF: I meant today.
More quotes and aphorisms
Man should not try to avoid stress any more...I got attention by being funny at school...The ultimate goal of a more effective and efficient life...My view of life is colored by humor...Cinema is a matter of what's in the frame...If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart...
