“ALF”
[at the cat Lucky's funeral]
ALF: Where I'm from, this is ludicrous. It's like having a funeral for a hamburger.
More quotes and aphorisms
People who follow all the rules and chase every trend...The only way to keep your health is to eat...We need to have complete certainty...It's important for Asian American kids to see...That's the goal. Just to go out and not try to prove...Woman is the only creature in nature...