“ALF”
[at the cat Lucky's funeral]
ALF: Where I'm from, this is ludicrous. It's like having a funeral for a hamburger.
More quotes and aphorisms
Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye...Imagination is more important than knowledge...Citizenship consists in the service of the country...Do dirt, get dirt. So I treat people with the same...My favorite type of pet has always been a dog...Spread love everywhere you go...
