“ALF”
[at the cat Lucky's funeral]
ALF: Where I'm from, this is ludicrous. It's like having a funeral for a hamburger.
More quotes and aphorisms
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight...I like children — fried...I wish I could shut up, but I can't, and I won't...Leadership is practiced not so much in words...Maybe the bike is more dangerous...So to all Americans, in every city near and far...
