“ALF”
Willie: Go back to the tent.
ALF: It's too dangerous out there. I had to kill a fifty-foot snake with my pocketknife.
Willie: There are no fifty-foot water snakes in the backyard.
ALF: I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Ths Ths
[spitting water sound]
ALF: ...
Willie: That was my new garden hose.
ALF: Oh, no wonder it was sucking on the spigot.
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A home with a loving and loyal husband and wife...Eighty percent of all choices are based on fear...Write it on your heart that every day is the best day...Our goals can only be reached through a vehicle...Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received...However difficult life may seem...
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