“ALF”
Willie: Go back to the tent.
ALF: It's too dangerous out there. I had to kill a fifty-foot snake with my pocketknife.
Willie: There are no fifty-foot water snakes in the backyard.
ALF: I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Ths Ths
[spitting water sound]
ALF: ...
Willie: That was my new garden hose.
ALF: Oh, no wonder it was sucking on the spigot.
More quotes and aphorisms
My eye is ever on those who love me...Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming...The great thing about acting is that you get to be...Friendship is always a sweet responsibility...One's dream is constantly evolving, rising and falling...Envy and jealousy are incurable diseases...
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