“ALF”
Willie: Go back to the tent.
ALF: It's too dangerous out there. I had to kill a fifty-foot snake with my pocketknife.
Willie: There are no fifty-foot water snakes in the backyard.
ALF: I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Ths Ths
[spitting water sound]
ALF: ...
Willie: That was my new garden hose.
ALF: Oh, no wonder it was sucking on the spigot.
More quotes and aphorisms
Beware of monotony; it's the mother of all...Invincibility lies in the defence...Difficulties are things that show a person what they are...It's our hearts and brains that we should exercise...I love thee to the depth and breadth and height...In the face of an obstacle which is impossible...
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