“ALF”
Willie: Go back to the tent.
ALF: It's too dangerous out there. I had to kill a fifty-foot snake with my pocketknife.
Willie: There are no fifty-foot water snakes in the backyard.
ALF: I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Ths Ths
[spitting water sound]
ALF: ...
Willie: That was my new garden hose.
ALF: Oh, no wonder it was sucking on the spigot.
More quotes and aphorisms
I don't divide architecture, landscape and gardening...Don't ever criticize yourself. Don't go around...Only by going alone in silence, without baggage...You can design and create, and build...Truths and roses have thorns about them...This will remain the land of the free only so long...
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