“ALF”
Willie: Go back to the tent.
ALF: It's too dangerous out there. I had to kill a fifty-foot snake with my pocketknife.
Willie: There are no fifty-foot water snakes in the backyard.
ALF: I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Ths Ths
[spitting water sound]
ALF: ...
Willie: That was my new garden hose.
ALF: Oh, no wonder it was sucking on the spigot.
More quotes and aphorisms
In my house, the Rose Parade and the Rose Bowl Game...We know what works. Freedom Works...I believe that anyone can be what they want to be...Art is born of the observation...Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye...Live dangerously and you live right...
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