“ALF”
Willie: Go back to the tent.
ALF: It's too dangerous out there. I had to kill a fifty-foot snake with my pocketknife.
Willie: There are no fifty-foot water snakes in the backyard.
ALF: I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Ths Ths
[spitting water sound]
ALF: ...
Willie: That was my new garden hose.
ALF: Oh, no wonder it was sucking on the spigot.
More quotes and aphorisms
Being an only child is a disease in itself...All compromise is based on give and take...I cannot think of any need in childhood...If you lose a big fight, it will worry you all of your life...The mountains are never so far apart...In this dangerous world that we live in...
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