“ALF”
Willie: Go back to the tent.
ALF: It's too dangerous out there. I had to kill a fifty-foot snake with my pocketknife.
Willie: There are no fifty-foot water snakes in the backyard.
ALF: I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Ths Ths
[spitting water sound]
ALF: ...
Willie: That was my new garden hose.
ALF: Oh, no wonder it was sucking on the spigot.
More quotes and aphorisms
The freedom to connect to the world anywhere...Being brilliant is no great feat if you respect nothing...Neither can embellishments of language...There are two ways of spreading light...He who keeps his cool best wins...Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed...
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