“ALF”
Willie: Go back to the tent.
ALF: It's too dangerous out there. I had to kill a fifty-foot snake with my pocketknife.
Willie: There are no fifty-foot water snakes in the backyard.
ALF: I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Ths Ths
[spitting water sound]
ALF: ...
Willie: That was my new garden hose.
ALF: Oh, no wonder it was sucking on the spigot.
More quotes and aphorisms
Compassion is the basis of morality...When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad...If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting...My father had risen in the British Army...The idea of wilderness needs no defense...Experience is a good teacher...
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