“ALF”
Willie: Go back to the tent.
ALF: It's too dangerous out there. I had to kill a fifty-foot snake with my pocketknife.
Willie: There are no fifty-foot water snakes in the backyard.
ALF: I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Ths Ths
[spitting water sound]
ALF: ...
Willie: That was my new garden hose.
ALF: Oh, no wonder it was sucking on the spigot.
More quotes and aphorisms
The danger of the past was that men became slaves...I try to be grateful for the abundance of the blessings...I auditioned equally for film and theater...People who really know me, know that I am not a bad...When I come home, my daughter will run to the door...Bad things do happen; how I respond to them...
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