“ALF”
Willie: Go back to the tent.
ALF: It's too dangerous out there. I had to kill a fifty-foot snake with my pocketknife.
Willie: There are no fifty-foot water snakes in the backyard.
ALF: I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Ths Ths
[spitting water sound]
ALF: ...
Willie: That was my new garden hose.
ALF: Oh, no wonder it was sucking on the spigot.
More quotes and aphorisms
There is no great genius without some touch of madness...Strive to find things to be thankful for...Wisdom alone is the science of other sciences...We cannot change our past...But the best definition of it is to say that...There was a door to which I found no key...
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