“ALF”
Willie: Go back to the tent.
ALF: It's too dangerous out there. I had to kill a fifty-foot snake with my pocketknife.
Willie: There are no fifty-foot water snakes in the backyard.
ALF: I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Ths Ths
[spitting water sound]
ALF: ...
Willie: That was my new garden hose.
ALF: Oh, no wonder it was sucking on the spigot.
More quotes and aphorisms
I don't believe in revenge. When people are bullies...As long as you're true to you, you believe it...The biggest mistake that you can make is to believe...You've got to tell your money what to do...Where there is no imagination there is no horror...When my novel 'Beach Music' came out in 1995...
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