Steve Martin
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
More quotes and aphorisms
The real duty of man is not to extend his power...Roast beef, medium, is not only a food...There are only two ways to live your life...We must wake up to the insane reality of our time...Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul...Love is the only force capable of transforming...