Josh Billings
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
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I used to keep injuries to myself. It would just make it...You, too, will be driven away from your native land...Do dirt, get dirt. So I treat people with the same...It is the life of the crystal, the architect of the flake...Nobody's life is a bed of roses...My workout was running down fly balls...