Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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Poverty is the parent of revolution...Our forefathers paved the way for us...Faith: not wanting to know what is true...Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon...I was kind of a dark kid. I loved Halloween...No matter how love-sick a woman is...
