Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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You see, God helps only people who work hard...When you've got curves — you need to show them...New technology is not good or evil in and of itself...Luck can often mean simply taking advantage...I'm not lesbian; I'm not bisexual; I'm not straight...I've learned this, that haters wanna hate...
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