Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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You have to go on and be crazy...Rhythm is something you either have or don't have...There is no such thing as a pure introvert or extrovert...If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop...I actually don't have a bad hairline...No one is more arrogant toward women...
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