Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories...Nothing in life is so exhilarating...I would love to date a chef...For every minute, the future is becoming the past...A gentle word, a kind look, a good-natured smile...I don't work with a stylist...
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