Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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It is by no means an irrational fancy...Success is a journey, not a destination...How well I have learned that there is no fence to sit...Curiosity is one of the great secrets of happiness...I think children of divorced parents do grow up quicker...A great man is one who leaves others at a loss...
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