Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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Everyone is an entrepreneur. The only skills you need...I love the man that can smile in trouble...If thou makest a statement...I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did...I will keep smiling, be positive and never give up!...Our patience will achieve more than our force...
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