Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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Social progress can be measured by the social position...I come from a family where gravy is considered...My career should adapt to me. Fame is like a VIP pass...Jumping on the trampoline for even a half an hour...I like to keep a book underneath the pillow...When you begin to worry, go find something to do...
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