Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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Every single minute matters, every single child...When you begin to worry, go find something to do...My whole back's tattooed. I just wanted a twist...And he that strives to touch the stars...The master's tools will never dismantle...All compromise is based on give and take...
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