Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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Only by perfect virtue...A real friend is one who walks in...If you have a dream, give it a chance to happen...One must be very particular about telling the truth...What the caterpillar calls the end of the world...No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky...
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