Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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I can't change the direction of the wind...A day without sunshine...Art must be parochial in the beginning...Actors are the best and the worst of people...You never know where a blessing can come from...In 1492, the natives discovered they were Indians...
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