Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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I actually don't have a bad hairline...The obligation of subjects to the sovereign...Let go of yesterday. Let today be a new beginning...Trust in dreams, for in them is hidden the gate...You can be creative and not addictive...I think a woman looks best in a sari...
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