Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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You will not be punished for your anger...I've already had my happily ever after...Just as the common law derives from ancient precedents...Divide each difficulty into as many parts...The great test of life is obedience to God...I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colours...
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