Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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Once I showed up at my sister's with a baby rabbit...With the fearful strain that is on me night and day...Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you...When we won the league championship...There is an amazing power getting to know...It's our own small voice within that is our oppressor...
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