Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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During the period of capital moving from one...Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you...I have been through some terrible things...I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart...The right time is any time that one is still so lucky...My brothers and sisters, true love is a reflection...
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