Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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Justice will not come to Athens...The most inspiring piece of advice I've gotten is simply...A real man loves his wife, and places his family...There are two things a person should never be angry at...I live in that solitude which is painful in youth...If you are not too long, I will wait here for you...
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