Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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Gratitude is the sign of noble souls...We the people are the rightful masters...Forgive those who have hurt you...Laughter is an important part of a good relationship...Property is surely a right of mankind...A person who doubts himself is like a man...
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