Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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Success is a lousy teacher...Where annual elections end where slavery begins...I think sometimes I should do more carousing...There's no sense in going to a tournament...In our work and in our living, we must recognize that...You get more diversity and creativity in your problem...
