Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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A man may die, nations may rise and fall...I was pretty sure I lacked the wisdom to be...I am not an Athenian or a Greek...Fake friends believe in rumors...If you don't ask, you don't get...What is politics but persuading the public to vote...
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