Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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Familiarity breeds contempt...When you've got curves — you need to show them...You are the center of your universe...When I walk along with two others...As an actor, I travel around a lot and live...Shoes make an outfit; they're like rims for a car...
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