Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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Everyone finds justification for his or her views in logic...I seem to smell the stench of appeasement in the air...Technology is cool, but you've got to use it...You find what makes you happy, and it's usually being...You're not looking for perfection in your partner...As the twig is bent...
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