Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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If the people cannot trust their government...Art should never be held above our decency...The future belongs to those who believe...Brevity is the soul of wit...One reason so few of us achieve what we truly want...Growing up, I wanted desperately to please...
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