Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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I was the conductor of the Underground Railroad...Empathy begins with understanding life...You can live your life angry, bitter, mad at somebody...Time begins the healing process of wounds...Every election is a sort of advance auction...If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice...