Emo Philips
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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Badges mean nothing in themselves, but they mark...Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid...Technology is notorious for engrossing people...Never pick a fight with an ugly person...Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast...I don't believe in pitfalls. I believe in taking risks...
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