Chris Rock
When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.
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No problem, just leave me the keys...To me — old age is always ten years older than I am...If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God...I love America more than any other country...All money is a matter of belief...What keeps you going isn't some fine destination...
