Dick Dale
I was reading a magazine when I was a little kid, probably about twelve years old, and an ad said that if you sell so many jars of Noxzema skin cream, we'll sell you a ukulele. So I went out and banged on doors in the snow in Quincy, Massachusetts, where I was raised, and I sold the skin cream.
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People say sometimes that I'm distracted...Then you shall judge yourself...I see my path, but I don't know where it leads...I like to go out if there's a party...Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious...Here in the United States...
