Demetri Martin
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
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Never, never, never believe any war...Age considers; youth ventures...I believe alien life is quite common in the universe...Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover...Like most girls, I suffered from pimples...The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed...