Emo Philips
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
More quotes and aphorisms
The bravest are surely those who have the clearest...Fasten your seatbelts...Marriage is not about age...My personal goals are to be happy...This is the very perfection of a man...I look to the future because that's where I'm going...
