Emo Philips
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
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Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me...What's that thing?...Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing...Call this an unfair generalization...It is better for a woman to compete impersonally in society,...Depression is when you have lots of love...