Emo Philips
Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
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The rise or fall of wages is common to all states...The doorstep to the temple of wisdom...There are many deaf people who couldn't imagine...If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice...Take the bitter...We aim above the mark to hit the mark...