Erma Bombeck
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
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I believe in true love, and I believe in happy endings...My musicians are my friends...Prayer does not change God...The life of a man consists not in seeing visions...Jealousy is no more than feeling alone...Darkness cannot drive out darkness...
