Erma Bombeck
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
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I'm a songwriter who's put my childhood memories...Happiness depends upon...When it comes to helping out, I don't believe...Human life is as evanescent as the morning dew...We aim above the mark to hit the mark...How about this?...
