Erma Bombeck
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
More quotes and aphorisms
Stay true to yourself, yet always be open to learn...There's three things men always talk about...The spirit of envy can destroy; it can never build...If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all...Men are the dreams of a shadow...The enemies of freedom do not argue...
