Erma Bombeck
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
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I would walk down the hall with my guitar and play...Communication is so much better when people...There is a glimpse of me that I'd like to keep private...Everything seems set up for success...Complete peace equally reigns between two...I only regret that I have but one life to lose...