Erma Bombeck
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
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I've found that I snack less and concentrate better...The Great Depression, like most other periods...There's love for your parents, your family, your spouse...Dogs look up to you...I was only in college, unfortunately, for a year...You can't know too much, but you can say too much...
