Erma Bombeck
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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Human greatness does not lie in wealth or power...Very little is needed to make a happy life...My philosophy is the thicker the wood...I went on all over the States, ranting poems...Never go to excess...I think we need to do some deep soul searching...
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